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Adam and Eve in Paradise

'An invitation to a trip on the cruiseliner 'Noah's Ark'!' 'Forget it.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Moses.

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'No more apples for me but I fancy pickled onions and icecream...'

"We can clean up with a good merchandising deal."

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Joseph and his coat

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Moses' TV guide.

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."