Biblical Tale Enthusiast Gifts

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'An invitation to a trip on the cruiseliner 'Noah's Ark'!' 'Forget it.'

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Moses.

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'No more apples for me but I fancy pickled onions and icecream...'

"We can clean up with a good merchandising deal."

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

Joseph and his coat

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

So … how did you two meet?

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."