Biblical Story Enthusiast Gifts

'S**t!'

The wise men are followed by an auditor.

Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

"Ever since they told him about Adam and Eve, I can't get him to eat an apple."

'Methuselah, why are you blowing out the burning bush?...I thought it was my birthday cake.'

"Sorry God but the wife has doing a cabinet."

Noah's Ark: 'Two Vets Wanted.'

Noah the neighbor

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'So that's five loaves and two fishes---do you want curly fries and a diet Pepsi with that?'

Consumer Protection Act.

'I think Jesus had a horse. Have you ever heard of his sermon on the mount?'

'Because I don't like unicorns - that's why!'

'We're calling him Noah...'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Don't worry about us Noah - we'll dine 'a la carte'...'

'A child was abducted from our nursery.'

'We both need to listen to our fathers more carefully from now on.'

Noah's Ark: "It worked for the others."

"Will he know what this is about?"

''Adam point two oh'? - Don't you think she deserves a name of her own?'

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

'Not bad, Moses, but the Red sea is blue, not red.'

'Is it organic?'

Economic Forecast

'Looks like manor form heaven.'

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

"I offered to feed snacks to all of the creatures before we left - but, nooo..."

"Admit it. You're seeing another woman, aren't you?!"

"Annunciation."

"Lazarus, come forth!"

"I don't need coffee. I wake up and smell the animals."

"Don't you have any chocolate?"