Biblical Story Enthusiast Gifts

'S**t!'

The wise men are followed by an auditor.

Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'

"Ever since they told him about Adam and Eve, I can't get him to eat an apple."

"Sorry God but the wife has doing a cabinet."

Noah's Ark: 'Two Vets Wanted.'

Noah the neighbor

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Consumer Protection Act.

'I think Jesus had a horse. Have you ever heard of his sermon on the mount?'

'Because I don't like unicorns - that's why!'

'We're calling him Noah...'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Don't worry about us Noah - we'll dine 'a la carte'...'

'A child was abducted from our nursery.'

'We both need to listen to our fathers more carefully from now on.'

Noah's Ark: "It worked for the others."

"Will he know what this is about?"

''Adam point two oh'? - Don't you think she deserves a name of her own?'

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

'Is it organic?'

Economic Forecast

'Looks like manor form heaven.'

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

"I offered to feed snacks to all of the creatures before we left - but, nooo..."

"Admit it. You're seeing another woman, aren't you?!"

"Annunciation."

"I don't need coffee. I wake up and smell the animals."

"Don't you have any chocolate?"

"They're hilarious, you really ought to see them - the Garden of Eden outtakes."

"How wonderful - I've been looking for an artisan shopping basket for ages."

"Right... I'll drop you both off here and in time, I'll return and pick you up. Meanwhile, please don't trash the place."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"I am an agent of Satan... however my duties are largely ceremonial."