Bible Story Aficionado Gifts

'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! -- I'm John the METHODIST!'

David loses focus for just a moment: 'Wow a petoskey stone.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I realize it was a miracle, but you still need to pay taxes on the fair market value for all the wine created out of water."

'You ask too many questions, Eve - Do you think knowledge grows on trees?'

"If only we had some gold, frankincense and myrrh."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Snake and Football.

'We'll let the accountant hide the fact we've only got one unicorn'

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'

'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'

"Happy Women's Day."

"Rats! Yesterday I walked on water and now this. . ."

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Little Known Moments In History

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Moses as a child.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'