Bible Story Aficionado Gifts

'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! -- I'm John the METHODIST!'

David loses focus for just a moment: 'Wow a petoskey stone.'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I realize it was a miracle, but you still need to pay taxes on the fair market value for all the wine created out of water."

'You ask too many questions, Eve - Do you think knowledge grows on trees?'

"If only we had some gold, frankincense and myrrh."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Snake and Football.

'We'll let the accountant hide the fact we've only got one unicorn'

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'

'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'

"Happy Women's Day."

"Rats! Yesterday I walked on water and now this. . ."

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Little Known Moments In History

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Moses as a child.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"