Bible Story Enjoyer Gifts

Noah's Ark 2

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Little Known Moments In History

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

So … how did you two meet?

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Moses' TV guide.