Bible Stories Lover Gifts

"Looks like the folks in Babel worked out their language problem."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

I'd like to see the look on Prof Dawkins' face!

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Little Known Moments In History

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Adam and Eve Arrested

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'