Biblical Tales Lover Gifts

'That looks tempting.'

Adam and Eve Arrested

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

"My name is Eve and I don't have a thing to wear."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Little Known Moments In History

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Joseph and his coat

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

'Do you have any coupons?'