Biblical Story Lovers Gifts

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'Aah... nothing beats a lovely sunny day and the thwack of rock on skull...'

"You couldn't resist telling him about your vasectomy could you?!"

'I so miss Terry. I can't believe Noah put me on here with you.'

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

"Forget the flowers, I fancy some apple pie."

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

"Sorry, we already have enough of these guys on the ark!"

All Night Frankincense

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Noah's Oversight

'David, I taught you to not throw rocks at people.'

No Where's Ark Millenium Cruise Couples Only.

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."

"Hey. My appointment reminder app isn't working. I think we missed our boarding time on the ark."

I'm good with faces, but terrible with names.

"Big storm's a brewin'." "Then I'm glad we didn't go on that cruise thing with your whack-job friend Noah."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Little Known Moments In History

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'