Lover Of Biblical Stories Gifts

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Little Known Moments In History

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."