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'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

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"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Little Known Moments In History

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

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So … how did you two meet?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Moses' TV guide.

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'