Bible Stories Lover Pillows

"Looks like the folks in Babel worked out their language problem."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

I'd like to see the look on Prof Dawkins' face!

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Little Known Moments In History

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Adam and Eve Arrested

So … how did you two meet?

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."