Bible Story Lovers Pillows

"And a source said let there be light."

This is our great new cruise to the Middle East - 40 days and 40 nights.

'Do you know where Noah kept his bees?'

'Great, late as usual, the ark is closed, and now its starting to rain...'

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Little Known Moments In History

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."