Bible Story Lovers Gifts

"One of you will betray me."

The first and last male sponsored baby shower.

"And a source said let there be light."

This is our great new cruise to the Middle East - 40 days and 40 nights.

'Do you know where Noah kept his bees?'

'Great, late as usual, the ark is closed, and now its starting to rain...'

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Little Known Moments In History

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

So … how did you two meet?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.