Biblical Story Lover Gifts

The Encyclopedia of Job

"Don't worry" he says "I know a shortcut that will get us there with plenty of time"

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Why there are no unicorns.

"Trust me, there's nothing like a bit of harp music to cheer old King Saul up!"

What really, really happened to the dinosaurs.

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

'If they didn't have any parents, who did they blame all their hang-ups on?'

'Well, You've sent them floods, earthquakes, famines, pestilence, plagues, wars, and hurricanes -- of course they're fatalistic!'

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

Regifts of the Magi

'Moses, this screams for development.'

'Tell me honestly - Do you think it suits me?

'The invitation says 6pm... I knew we couldn't trust that Noah bloke.'

Origami Ark

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

Adam and Eve

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'If you like Adam, wait till you see the SEQUEL.'

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"He made me think I could clear it."

David and Goliath

Moses parts the waters and strands a whale

"I'm afraid the hotel didn't pick up the sponsorship deal so you have to stay in the stables after all."

Noah and the Trojan Horse

"Is it organic. . . ?"

"We bring gifts of lamp chops."