Lovers Of Biblical Tales Gifts

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Regifts of the Magi

Adam and Eve Arrested

So … how did you two meet?

Joseph and his coat

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Moses' TV guide.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'