Biblical Tale Aficionado Gifts

'Would you two big guys mind waiting for the next boat?'

Belshazzer's Feast

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Joseph and his coat

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Moses' TV guide.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'