Biblical Tales Enthusiast Gifts

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

"Be honest with me, Jane! Is there somebody else?"

"Don't look now, but they suddenly got REALLY fruitful!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

Goliath's birthday.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Joseph and his coat

Adam and Eve Arrested

So … how did you two meet?

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Moses' TV guide.

Adam and Eve in Paradise