Biblical Stories Enthusiast Gifts

Look, I'm sorry, but 40 days and 40 nights surrounded by water wasn't my idea.

"Be honest with me, Jane! Is there somebody else?"

'Have him do the snake trick again, Daddy!'

'I know an apple when I see one!'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

"No! I said bring me the Frankincense!"

Lincoln meets with Pharaoh concerning the issue of slavery.

"I'm Adam from Canada, eh..."

"Because of social distancing I can only take 'A' through 'M', sorry."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

So … how did you two meet?