Biblical Stories Enthusiast Gifts

"Be honest with me, Jane! Is there somebody else?"

'Have him do the snake trick again, Daddy!'

'I know an apple when I see one!'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

"No! I said bring me the Frankincense!"

Lincoln meets with Pharaoh concerning the issue of slavery.

"Because of social distancing I can only take 'A' through 'M', sorry."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Moses' TV guide.

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'