Biblical Story Aficionado Gifts

"Nothing about separation of church and state?"

'What do you guys think? Adam and Eve, or Eve and Adam?'

The Unicorns are gay.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

Why are direction signs always so bad?

"...and with The Jonah you get your choice of krill or fries."

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

So … how did you two meet?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The creation of the duck billed platypus.