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'Would you two big guys mind waiting for the next boat?'

Belshazzer's Feast

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

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"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

So … how did you two meet?

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Joseph and his coat

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Moses' TV guide.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."