Biblical Story Lovers T-Shirts

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'Aah... nothing beats a lovely sunny day and the thwack of rock on skull...'

"You couldn't resist telling him about your vasectomy could you?!"

'I so miss Terry. I can't believe Noah put me on here with you.'

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

"Forget the flowers, I fancy some apple pie."

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

"Sorry, we already have enough of these guys on the ark!"

All Night Frankincense

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Noah's Oversight

'David, I taught you to not throw rocks at people.'

No Where's Ark Millenium Cruise Couples Only.

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."

"Big storm's a brewin'." "Then I'm glad we didn't go on that cruise thing with your whack-job friend Noah."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Little Known Moments In History

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'