Biblical Tales Lover Prints

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'That looks tempting.'

Adam and Eve Arrested

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

"My name is Eve and I don't have a thing to wear."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Little Known Moments In History

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Joseph and his coat

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Finding Bigfoot

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."