Bible Story Admirer Gifts

The Nativity

Moses Holds Ten Commandments: Do Not FOLD, STAPLE OR BEND.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Little Known Moments In History

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

So … how did you two meet?

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Moses' TV guide.