Biblical Tale Admirer Gifts

John and Salome

Tattoo

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Neptune

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Regifts of the Magi

Adam and Eve Arrested

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

So … how did you two meet?

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Need tickets.

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'That looks tempting.'

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'