Biblical Tale Admirer Gifts

John and Salome

Tattoo

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Neptune

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Regifts of the Magi

Adam and Eve Arrested

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Need tickets.

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

'That looks tempting.'

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'