Biblical Tale Appreciator Gifts

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

So … how did you two meet?

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Need tickets.

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'S**t!'

Moses Holds Ten Commandments: Do Not FOLD, STAPLE OR BEND.

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

Tattoo

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Welcome to the land of Nod, Cain."

'Not bad, Moses, but the Red sea is blue, not red.'

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

Economic Forecast

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."