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Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

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"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'S**t!'

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

Moses Holds Ten Commandments: Do Not FOLD, STAPLE OR BEND.

Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

"Welcome to the land of Nod, Cain."

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

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Economic Forecast

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."