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The Nativity

Moses Holds Ten Commandments: Do Not FOLD, STAPLE OR BEND.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

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"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

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Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes