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Jonah's editor.

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

David and Goliath (The Holy Bible).

'That's probably not a good sign.'

'The snake swears by it for a great chutney.'

Jacob's first attempt at deceiving Isaac.

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

'An ark? Why are we always the last to know?'

"No, no, I said Bathsheba!"

Dove of Peace Brings Pizza

'Another false alarm.'

...and when the Lord explained to Moses what bifurcate meant, it was done.

Animals in Noah's Ark making the skunk walk the plank.

'Autumn!'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Moses' TV guide.

Mass Exodus.

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"I'm not having my baby here, it's only got one star."

"...and get that sling out of my court."

"I like it, but let's replace the 'evolved from apes' bit with something more plausible - like a talking snake."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Now who's being judgy?"

"Yeah...maybe we just leave this part out."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Noah's Ark

The Creation of Eve (The Holy Bible).

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Grandfather and Grandson at the Beach

"So, are these tailored to any specific demographic?"

'Where've you been, you're the onboard entertainment.'

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