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'So you were born in a manger. This is a primitive area. I was born in a chicken coop.'

"I'll give them these for now, and tell them about keeping kosher later."

'The unicorns are gay!'

'I don't trust this hotel's manager. We better go back to the manager we saw a little while ago.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

Forbidden Vegetable

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

Mass Exodus.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."