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Loaves and Fishes - Buy 2 get 5000.

Jonah's editor.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Today's sermon is based on the story of Cain and Abel, or as I like to call it, CSI: Eden..."

Jesus at the Tomb

"Lord, maybe Baptism should have come after Pentecost."

David and Goliath (The Holy Bible).

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

'An ark? Why are we always the last to know?'

'That's probably not a good sign.'

'The snake swears by it for a great chutney.'

Jacob's first attempt at deceiving Isaac.

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

"No, no, I said Bathsheba!"

'Another false alarm.'

...and when the Lord explained to Moses what bifurcate meant, it was done.

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

'Autumn!'

Animals in Noah's Ark making the skunk walk the plank.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"I'm not having my baby here, it's only got one star."

"...and get that sling out of my court."

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Moses' TV guide.

Mass Exodus.

Dove of Peace Brings Pizza

"I like it, but let's replace the 'evolved from apes' bit with something more plausible - like a talking snake."

'Do you want to try that again?'

"So why did Noah have to build an ark?"

"So, are these tailored to any specific demographic?"

Grandfather and Grandson at the Beach

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

The Creation of Eve (The Holy Bible).

Sunday School. I was surprised Moses got the commandments on a tablet. I didn't know they had wireless technology back then.