Biblical Stories Admirer Gifts

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

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"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Regifts of the Magi

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Need tickets.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'S**t!'