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'It's just a miracle.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

So … how did you two meet?

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

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"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...