Biblical Tales Appreciator Pillows

REmember, no cracks about "only the good die young" around Methuselah.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Adam and Eve Arrested

So … how did you two meet?

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Need tickets.

'That looks tempting.'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

'S**t!'

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

Moses Holds Ten Commandments: Do Not FOLD, STAPLE OR BEND.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

'It's just a miracle.'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Tattoo