Classic Tale Appreciator Pillows

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Nanki Poo

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Brothers Grimm

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'