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"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

"I can't believe Adam named us Zebra's. Now we'lll always be listed last."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

Joseph and his coat

So … how did you two meet?

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Moses' TV guide.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."