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"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

"I can't believe Adam named us Zebra's. Now we'lll always be listed last."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Joseph and his coat

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Moses' TV guide.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Mass Exodus.