Bible Story Enjoyer Prints

Noah's Ark 2

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Little Known Moments In History

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Regifts of the Magi

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes