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Jesus as a child discovers one of His many peculiarities.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Joseph and his coat

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Need tickets.

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

Mass Exodus.

Woodpecker Ark.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Now who's being judgy?"

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Nooo. Not my legs."