Jesus Enthusiasts Pillows

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Promised Land Signpost

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Attila the Nun.

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."