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"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

Can we use the buddy system and just keep five commandments each?

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The Pope's Visit to Cuba

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Nun Fight.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Hallelujah!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

They're missing a few commandments.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Honk if you're holy.

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

Attila the Nun.