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"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"What did Jesus order?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Attila the Nun.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Honk if you're holy.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Hallelujah!"

They're missing a few commandments.

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."