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"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Nun Fight.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Pope Benedict 16th.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

Attila the Nun.

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

They're missing a few commandments.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Honk if you're holy.