Faith Enthusiast Pillows

'The good news and the bad news is that Sunday School attendance is up.'

Jesus on the pro water polo circuit.

'Joesph Smith discovers Mormonism'

Will Sell Soul for Pope Tickets

"I just started following you."

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'Hope, charity, faith, patientce...to thine own self be true.' (to angel) 'Leave this man alone. You're driving him mad.'

Vicar with 'I Love' written on his top

'Yeah, we know- you weren't born again yesterday!'

Drivers see 'Priest Crossing' sign with a priest behind it crossing himself

'Sister Margaret? -- when did YOU quit the habit?'

'Why was Adam rejected?'

God Loves You

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'Upward Mobility.'

'Can I make a request? How about a nice vintage Cabernet Sauvignon out of the water?'

Growing Churches

'More options!'

Honk if you're holy.

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

"I want to know there's something valuable about me that won't ever pale in comparison to someone else."

"Hallelujah!"

At home with the Pope.

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."