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The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

Attila the Nun.

Promised Land Signpost

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Hallelujah!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Honk if you're holy.

They're missing a few commandments.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."