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The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Promised Land Signpost

"Hallelujah!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Attila the Nun.

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

They're missing a few commandments.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

Honk if you're holy.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."