Religion Aficionados Gifts

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The Pope's Visit to Cuba

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Attila the Nun.

Honk if you're holy.

They're missing a few commandments.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Hallelujah!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'