Faith And Religion Enthusiast Gifts

Parents to child - 'Our faith forbids us from providing parenting services anymore.'

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Honk if you're holy.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

They're missing a few commandments.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Attila the Nun.

"Hallelujah!"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."