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'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'We are gathered here...'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

Holy water cooler moments

The Water Diviner

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

Praying.

"It's good....but I know these people...they're gonna want specifics!"

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

Angel

'I just found out that, instead of God, I've been talking to a temp!'

The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

'Okay - who leaked?'

God/Saint Watching Football.

"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

"You da man!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways and likes to be paid in small unmarked bills"

The First Take Your Child To Work Day.

"I'm back here, that�s just a storm cloud!"

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

Jobcentre, God in queue.

Welcome to the Reckoning

"Normally, we just assume that our seminary candidates are of good character."

Man carrying an arrow.

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."