Divinity Admirer Pillows

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"That's the preacher's dog."

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Hans Holbein

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Shakespeare

You're my Mona Lisa.

'What?'

Your angel is always with you

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Scale indicates the value of books.

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

Knights jousting on pinatas

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

It was an expensive treatment, but it feels so good to be barnacle-free...

Devil Tricks

"You have two unread messages."

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Ballet Couple