Heavenly Admirer Pillows

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"How can you be out of wings?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Snow Devil

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Bird Torture.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'I think he's lonely.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).