Heavenly Admirer Pillows

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

Snow Devil

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I think he's lonely.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).