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'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring nurse in the hospital.'

Shrinks in heaven

The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

"What a relief."

'Sorry, you can't take it with you...that includes your iphone.'

"Building a Tower of Babel, are they? - I'll slap them with a diversity program they'll never recover from!"

'The Christ Child'

Bless yourself.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I'm picking up way more channels than I ever did with just the halo.'

"You must be new here..."

Look,does it really matter what bloody shape it is?

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

'Christkindchen'

'I'm afraid you can't come in. The IRS has a lien on you.'

Cremated Angel - "Cremated, eh? Well, just try not to get all over everything."

"Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, but you won't be going through the gate today. We do have this lovely hand basket that'll be taking you to your destination."

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

"Oh, please... not again! Okay, it wasn't a good idea to choose a cloud in the airport approach corridor..."

'I figured that, in paradise, the girls would wear SHORT stuff.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Edward the Good? Well, Eddie, we'll be the judge of that."

"Any fruits or vegetables?"

'Luckily, when I got to hell, I had the presence of mind to ask for a second opinion.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I'm feeling smitey today."

'He seems nice.'

'Is it too late to return the hotel towels?'

Lying, cheating, stealing. Lucky you passed the kitten-stranded-in-traffic test.

'If it weren't for the hole in the ozone, our view wouldn't be half this good.'

'I know I said I'd be eternally in your debt, Haskins, but that was before eternity.'