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'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring nurse in the hospital.'

Shrinks in heaven

The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

'Sorry, you can't take it with you...that includes your iphone.'

"Building a Tower of Babel, are they? - I'll slap them with a diversity program they'll never recover from!"

"What a relief."

'I'm picking up way more channels than I ever did with just the halo.'

'The Christ Child'

Bless yourself.

Heavenly Cleaners

"You must be new here..."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Death of a Salesman...

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Christkindchen'

'I'm afraid you can't come in. The IRS has a lien on you.'

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

"Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, but you won't be going through the gate today. We do have this lovely hand basket that'll be taking you to your destination."

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Look,does it really matter what bloody shape it is?

Cremated Angel - "Cremated, eh? Well, just try not to get all over everything."

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

"Oh, please... not again! Okay, it wasn't a good idea to choose a cloud in the airport approach corridor..."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Edward the Good? Well, Eddie, we'll be the judge of that."

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"I'm feeling smitey today."

Snow Devil

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

'Do we use CC or BCC to answer the prayer requests?'

"We want our haloes back!"

'You do the Hokey Pokey and you shake it all about...' 'That's what it's all about?'